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vibrators will be used by British cops to fight crime

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British cops are being issued a hybred between a vibrator and a metad detector (costing more than £170) to help them fight crime. The device will be worn on the cop's hand inside a leather mitt and will 'vibrate silently' when it will come within about 1 inch of something metalic.

The claim that is being made that this device was developped to make cops safe. Sergeant Jim Hatton from Leicester’s City Centre Team has been quoted saying:

It’s a very simple device but it’s a very useful piece of kit. It’s quick and it highlights if someone is carrying something we need to know about. It also tells us quickly if there is a potential danger, like someone carrying a knife or a syringe.


Problems with the official reasoning

  • If the police would want to feel safer, they would ask for a louder signal, which could allert other cops nearby of something being found on the person being harrassed/arrested.
  • This gives cops carte blanch to break somebody's arm or assault the person, and then claim to have felt the twitch in one's hand. The device stores no information which means that no counterargument can be brought forth to prove the police brutality.
  • Cops will be using the devices in the areas of a person's anus and genetalia, thus increasing an already dominant level of a de-facto sexual malestation of every person with a metalic zipper, piercing, etc.

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